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Desi and Videshi

 Two men, one Western and a desi were sitting in a bar drinking

shot after shot.

The Desi man said to the Western,”You know my parents are forcing

me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I

haven’t even met once.We call this arranged marriage.I don’t want to

marry a woman whom I don’t love…I told them that openly and now

have a hell lot of family problems.”

The Western said, “Talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my

story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.

“After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-

daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my

father’s father-in-law.

My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father’s

brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father

had a son. Now my father’s son i.e. my brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own

grandson.

And you say you have family problems..

Gimme a break !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Happiness is like a butterfly…

The more you chase it, the more it will elude you…

But if you turn your attention to other things…

It comes and softly sits on your shoulder…

Don’t seek happiness… Happiness will find you!!!

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A fearless Czarina and Shameless optimist who lives life by her own rules

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